Quote from Schmidt in Socalyalcon VI
Schmidt: Jeremy. Jeremy: On behalf of the neighborhood, may I be the first to say, welcome, sir. Schmidt: "A Guide to Your New Neighborhood by Jeremy." I didn't know you lived nearby. Jeremy: I don't. But I will someday. Just as I will do everything that you have done. Schmidt: [grunts] That's the tone that we talked about, Jeremy. No, thank you. Jeremy: I can't wait to have a servants' entrance. Schmidt: Let's not call it that. Jeremy: Two points of entry. Very well done, sir. Schmidt: Cece, I just thought of another reason why houses are better than apartments. Now we can enjoy two points of entry! Cece: [o.s.] No, thanks! Schmidt: I'm talking about the doors. I-I didn't mean...