Schmidt: Cornell. Magna cum laude. Two years of executive assistant experience. Very nice. Is this 24-pound linen stock?
Ken: Uh, yeah, it is.
Schmidt: Impressive. Ken, do me a favor. Will you, uh, untie your tie?
Ken: Uh, I can't, actually. It's, um... it's a clip-on.
Schmidt: I know. Thanks so much, son. See yourself out. Next.