Jess: Well, the only Valentine in this pile is for yours truly. Someone very crafty made it.
Schmidt: [whispers] She sent a Valentine's to herself.
Winston: Now, you understand this is sad, this is really sad.
Jess: Guys, would a sad person do this? [sings] Down, down, do your dance, do your dance, do your dance Down, down, do your dance Do your dance, do your dance Down, down, do your dance...
Winston: Whew! Say what you want, that woman can shuffle. Mm!