Cece: We are out of appetizers. They stripped this tray of shrimp like piranhas. They didn't even leave tails.
Schmidt: I think someone took a shower in the bathroom. We don't have towels or soap. I don't know how they did it. We need to reexamine this whole no rules thing. It's a freaking circus in here. What are we gonna feed these people in the meantime? In about ten minutes, they're gonna start eating the drywall.
Cece: I think there was a... [plate clanks loudly] Thank you.
Schmidt: Thank you.
Cece: I think there was a bag of rice in the house when we bought it.
Schmidt: I thought that was barley. It was really dirty. Okay, fine, whatever. Boil it up!