Schmidt: They are trained professionals in there. This isn't gonna be some back-alley sack waxing.
Nick: They have those?
Schmidt: I'm sure they do, but this isn't one of them.
Nick: Who would go to that one?
Schmidt: [sputters] Well, sometimes, in an emergency, you got to do what you got to do.
Nick: What would the emergency ever be?
Schmidt: Nick, this is gonna be like cottage cheese all over again. At first, you're gonna be kicking and screaming, saying that you don't want to try it, but I'm telling you, in the end, you're gonna tell everybody that you meet how much you loved it.
Nick: This is nothing like cottage cheese.
Schmidt: Exactly like cottage cheese.