Nick: I can't believe my girlfriend has a secret apartment!
Jess: I'm sure there's some explanation.
Nick: I can think of one of two things. One, she's worried she's making a mistake by living with me. Or two, and this one is way more realistic, she has a secret family.
Jess: Only men have secret families.
Jess: Look, just go talk to Reagan.
Nick: I can't just run into the bathroom shouting, "You have a secret apartment," Jess. She'll bolt... to her secret apartment!