Jess: Wait, Nick! No! No! I can't let you go! Your hair looks so stupid!
Nick: What?
Jess: You look like a total dork.
Nick: My hair looks stupid, I look like a total dork?
Jess: We can't let TSA see you like this.
Nick: But I've had this haircut for a little bit now.
Jess: I know.
Nick: You let me go to work, though?
Jess: It just looks particularly bad right this minute.
Nick: Then I'll just go like this. How about now?
Jess: No. Mm-mm. Didn't fix it.