Nick: All right. So how do I surprise Reagan. Here's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking I go dressed as a fireman, I knock on the door, I reveal myself to be a stripper, and then I reveal myself to be Nick.
Jess: How does that even... uh... Are you sure you want to go to Seattle? I mean, it's Seattle. Ew.
Nick: I mean, it was... it was basically your idea, right?
Jess: Why don't we just get you home to...
Nick: I got no time. I'm on a no-fly list, so I need to leave right now. Checking in is very difficult.
Jess: Why not just take that name literally, and you no fly?
Nick: Off to Seattle.