Jess: Merry Christmas Eve Eve, everybody! Secret Santa starts tonight at 6:00 P.M., AKA 7:00 P.M. eve. Snacks will be potluck.
Winston: I call baba ghanoush.
Jess: It brings back such good memories. My dad waking me up with hot cocoa, my dog Frank dressed up as Rudolph, looking out the window, watching for snow, dancing around the Christmas tree to the sweet sounds of Darlene Love's "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)."
Nick: Darlene what now?
Jess: [sings] The snow's coming down
Winston: Love me some Darlene.
Jess: [sings] I'm watching it fall
Schmidt: What am I watching now?
Jess: Two kilos of uncut joy.