Jess: All right, everyone. Report to the principal's office, where I will be sitting behind the desk because... I might be principal!
Nick: Congrats!
Schmidt: That's great!
Cece: What do you mean, could be principal?
Jess: Well, I just had a very interesting talk with my boss, Genevieve.
[flashback:]
Genevieve: Jess, I am dying.
Jess: What? Oh, my God!
Genevieve: Dying to leave Banyon Canyon and launch my own elementary school at sea.
Jess: Oh. You scared the bejesus out of me.