Schmidt: I guess my dad spending Thanksgiving with me for the first time ever is a non-event.
Winston: Ooh. Is he bringing his new squoosh?
Schmidt: Hmm?
Winston: Is that a thing people say?
Nick: Nuh-uh.
Schmidt: Well, his squoosh has a name, and it's Ann Kim. She's probably gonna want to spend some time with you ladies, too, because you know how fathers and sons can be on Thanksgiving. Drinking beer, watching the game, hugging each other in a way that suggests, "I forgive you for every... for everything."