Quote from Schmidt in Ready
Schmidt: I'm fat! Jess: I'm ready! Schmidt: Look at this scarf. I used to be able to wrap this scarf... Jess: You go first. Schmidt: exactly... two and a half times, and the plaid layers would blend seamlessly. Jess: Scarf looks fine, Schmidt. Schmidt: Now the blend is several degrees from seamless, a... as you can see. I've gained six pounds, maybe six and a half, I'm sure of it. Cece: Honey, you look exactly the same to me. Jess: Are you implying you gained six pounds in your neck? Schmidt: I let my gym membership lapse when we were planning the wedding. Now instead of a chiseled ten, I'm a dumpy seven breathin' down six's back. But it's fine. I just have to find a new gym.