Jess: Secret ballots are never really secret. You know that, right?
Schmidt: Okay fine. You got me. I voted nay. It would just be six people for too long. We would continue to be a married couple living with three roommates. You want to make it four, increasing our humiliation by 33%.
Jess: Mr. Miller has no interest in seeing you humiliated. And as such, I've been empowered to offer you the following.
Schmidt: I'm listening.