Jess: I left early and I went home and surprised my boyfriend. Spencer was the actual worst. He called sex "making tacos."
Captain Holt: Well, you know what I always say? Things happen for a reason...
Jess: Yes, and the reason that New York sucked was because I was supposed to catch Spencer...
Captain Holt: No, you didn't let me finish.
Jess: .. 'cause I wasn't supposed to end up with him.
Captain Holt: I always say things happen for a reason, and that reason is random chance.
Jess: No, you were right the first time. New York wasn't kicking my ass, it was nudging it, gently, in the right direction. [gasps] Just like you are right now.
Captain Holt: Yes. Yes, that's what's happening.