Schmidt: Jess? For Pete's sake. [knocking] What is that infernal racket?
Jess: Hey, I was just making some table legs. But if it's too loud, I can table them for later.
Schmidt: This whole summer, you've been doing one activity after another. The urban corn harvest. Learning Portuguese.
Winston: You joined that SoulShred gym and got scary ripped.
[flashback to Jess dropping some nuts while making a protein shake, then moving the fridge to pick them up]
Schmidt: What is going on with you?
Cece: Okay. All right. [clears throat] She's a badass, that is what is going on with her. Woodworking is awesome. [closes door on Schmidt & Winston] Okay, woodworking is insane.
Jess: It's woodturning, but go on.