Quote from Winston in Landing Gear
May: Ernie, give him your jacket. Coach: What? Winston: Give me the damn jacket. Coach: All right, here, dude. Winston: [o.s.] I jabbed my giblets in the breast pocket. Coach: Tie it around your waist. Winston: Then that leaves the front porch open or the back. I don't think this is gonna work. I'll just sit here cold and naked while my best friend gets married. Look, you were right, Coach. I'm not a serious man. I'm a nude, apple bottom, long-fronted dumb-ass. Ooh, look. At least you can change the background. Look. Now I'm in the Oval Office. That's crazy. Coach: Winston, you're a groomsman and a bridesman. It doesn't get more serious than that. You can't miss this wedding.