Waiter: I just want to let you know, my shift is up, so Jason will be getting bummed out by you for the rest of the night.
Nick: Somebody order a milkshake, cowboy?
Schmidt: Well, Nick, you were right. I got sucked in. He was a car wash vacuum, and I was just a stray pistachio.
Nick: Listen, Schmidt, it's my fault. I got real with him and he split.
Schmidt: It's not your fault. You didn't do anything wrong. And, Nick?
Nick: Yeah?
Schmidt: Thank you.
Nick: Thanks for what?
Schmidt: For being there.