Jess: Oh, my God, I can't believe we got fired.
Schmidt: You never had a job here.
Jess: I'm so sorry, Schmidt.
Schmidt: It's not your fault. Entirely. I knew if I took my eye off the ball, these estrogen zombies would suck out my soul, but boy, did I love working here. I loved every one of these malnourished, high-strung sociopaths.