Schmidt: Sorry I got us into this, Nick. I was useless out there. I didn't even get one punch in.
Nick: That's not true. You hit me a little bit.
Schmidt: I got my ass whomped out there. Got whomped up and down the road.
Nick: What's whomp?
Schmidt: Like a whomp-down.
Nick: Oh, whooped?
Schmidt: Whomped.
Nick: Are you talking about getting beat up?
Schmidt: Yes.
Nick: Whooped.
Schmidt: I got this calendar bod, but it doesn't hold up in battle.