Quote from Schmidt in Road Trip
Nick: They got a lot of rings, Schmidty. Schmidt: We are so outnumbered. Nick: So outnumbered. We're not going to win this fight. Schmidt: That's a little boy over there. Nick: Where'd that little boy come from? Blaze Sand: He just does that sometimes. Schmidt: All right, I'll take the little boy. Nick: I'm gonna take the little boy. Schmidt: I got the little boy. You take everybody else. Nick: I got the boy. I'm gonna go for the little boy. Dusty Sand: You're not touching Dirt Boy. Blaze Sand: Don't touch Dirt Boy. Dusty Sand: Dirt Boy touches you. Schmidt: Why did you not more forcefully talk me out of this? Why is that little boy not in a day care?