Jess: I'm almost done with my "Jeff Day" e-mail to the dealer. I've constructed a very rich back story for him. Listen to this, listen to this.
Nick: Okay.
Jess: He wrote this while on break from his job, which is hanging telephone line. He should have a desk job by now, but the ground has always been trouble for him. Yeah, the poles are safer. And sometimes, at dusk, he can see his buddies from Desert Storm dancing in the static.
Sam: That's beautiful.
Nick: Yeah, it's okay. So you need a dude pass before you send it off, right?
Jess: No, I don't need a dude pass. No, no. Listen to this. My wife is on my nuts. I need two grand off the MSRP. Go, Clips.