Nick: Hey! Are we looking at the owner of a new used car?
Jess: No. [scoffs] I wish. Billy from Car County started playing misogynist bingo with me as soon as I walked in the door. He called me "dollface." Started pointing out all the room in the trunk for my shopping bags. Then, he explained four-wheel drive to me. I don't need four-wheel drive explained. It's very well named.
Nick: Like World Series of Poker champion, Chris Moneymaker. Continue, though.