Jess: Ugh! Son of a bitch. Nothing. I'm trying to get in touch with Sam... you know, to clear the air... Why isn't he responding?
Cece: I'm just gonna go out on a crazy limb here... maybe it's because you got his girlfriend to dump him?
Jess: I'm not being weird about it. I just texted him three times. [Schmidt sighs, groans] And I called him. He wasn't there. I left him a sensible voice mail. To lighten the mood, I told a little story about how the first-graders' pet rabbit got stuck in the lawn mower and I had to... I had to collect it.
Schmidt: That's a terrible story.
Winston: Colonel FlapEars?
Cece: Wow.