Nick: You want me to say the word that starts with a "B," ends with a "D"?
Sam: Yeah. Say "beard" one more time, bro. Say the word "beard," bro!
Nick: [quietly] Beard. [Sam punches Nick]
Jess: Nick, are you dying? 'Cause it looks like you're dying!
Nick: Not dying.
Genevieve: [to Sam] Who are you?
Sam: I don't know what it is. I just can't help it with this guy.
Nick: Why didn't you just hit me in the nads like a normal person, Sam?