Jess: They want to make sure that we don't teach evolution. I'm an educator, so...
Gavin: Oh, you told me. I believe you had me pressed up against a cask of Merlot at the time.
Schmidt: [watching] [groans] He's a bottom?
Gavin: You want to give me the tour? Or should we just crack this open and make out?
Schmidt: What a line. Who is this clown?