Quote from Schmidt in D-Day
Jess: Oh, no. Schmidt, um, that's your dad. Schmidt & Cece: What? Schmidt: What-what is my dad doing at our front door? Jess: He thinks we're going on a date. Schmidt: Why would he think that, Jess? Jess: Because I said, "Let's go on a date." I'll get rid of him. Go to your room and close the door. Schmidt: Do not tell me what to do; you are not my mom. [Jess gasps] Cece: Oh, that's disgusting.