Nick: Oh, thank God, Winston. You're saving the city from a palm frond. Los Angeles can sleep soundly tonight, everybody.
Winston: All right, it was a slow-ass day. Aly, will you tell him it's a slow-ass day?
Aly: No, I'm not getting involved in this. I'm not gonna be the yardstick in a penis measuring contest.
Nick: Did you say "yard"?
Winston: Wow, who are you dating?
Aly: Tape measure, fine.