Schmidt: [over video chat] Everything I see is terrible. Pan left.
Jess: This one's nice. Comfortable, but not too comfortable. We want people to dance.
Schmidt: Folding chairs? Jess, if I wanted my wedding to be an AA meeting, I would've called my Aunt Terry.
Woman: [to Jess] I don't think you want to marry this guy.
Schmidt: Who is that?