Schmidt: I need your advice on these wedding invites. I like calligraphy option number two; it looks like a Bone Thugs album.
Jess: This looks like an ad for a bong company. I like option one better.
Winston: You know what would be nice? A wedding invitation engraved on a plate. [chuckling] What a magical wedding that would be.
Schmidt: You two are imbeciles. Anybody with taste and sophistication would always choose option number two.