Winston: Jess, is it me, or has your job become a poo poo festival?
Jess: No, it's fine. It's just the new principal, Becky Cavatappi. She took over for Foster when he retired. I do all her work and she does all the working of her cleavage.
[flashback:]
Jess: But the budget's your job, Becky.
Becky Cavatappi: Ah... Principal Cavatappi. Like I always say: don't call me Becky unless you're riding me like a horse.
Jess: [awkward chuckle] We work in a middle school. Really.
[present:]
Jess: This is the budget, or the next week of my life. You know what they say... your life is just weeks and then you die.