Quote from Schmidt in Wig
Schmidt: We happen... we happen to all be Japanese. The unlucky offspring of a couple very lucky American GIs. Nick: Unnecessary backstory. Schmidt: Yeah, they call me the Moyel on the streets, 'cause I will, uh... [clicks tongue] ...cut your penis off. Isn't that right, Sharky? Nick: You're on your own, Moyel. Cece: And they call me Cece, but spelled S-I-S-I, with an accent over the last I. I am spinning out here, Moyel. You got to help me. Schmidt: Why don't you go spin all the way over to your tree house? Winston: Schmidt knows about the tree house?