Cece: Who has fake I.D.'s?
Nick: I'll tell you who. Con men. Grifters. It's all starting to make sense to me. Check this out. Let me break this down for you. Okay? She and her bastard son...
Schmidt: Or her nephew.
Nick: ...who she had with the Ohio State professor, go town to town, selling... let's say fake pills. Pills. Doctor. Pharmacy. Whatever she does. To a bunch of maple-sucking tree huggers. Aka those lovely stoners from the north, our Canadian brothers and sisters.