Nick: Schmidt, this is great. They just want my sperm.
Schmidt: What about setting boundaries? They're not just reaching into your wallet this time, Nick. They're reaching into your skin wallet. That's your scrotum.
Nick: I got it.
Schmidt: I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to veto this.
Nick: Yeah, well, you have no standing to veto. It's my sperm.
Schmidt: You're my best friend in the whole entire world. We've been through a lot together, so I just do feel like... your sperm are partly my sperm. Mi leche es su leche.