Nick: You're trying to give me popcorn so that I give you money! It's not gonna happen! I'm not giving you money! I'm setting boundaries!
Carol: Oh, Nicky, we don't want your money.
Nick: You don't?
Carol: No!
Bob: No, no. We want your sperm.
Nick: What?
Carol: Yeah, we're trying to start a family, and Bob's army's down. I need your troops to storm my beaches.
Nick: S-So no money?
Carol: No.
Nick: Just sperm?
Bob: Yep. Don't tell anybody, all right?
Nick: Guys, this is excellent. I got a lot of that. If I had a dollar for every sperm, my room would be covered in dollar bills.