Schmidt: Hey, there's a stranger in the bathroom.
Nick: That's just Brandon.
Schmidt: Who the hell is Brandon?
Nick: Brandon's how we're paying for Tokyo, Schmidt. You see, I put a thing online. I'm renting out Jess's room while she's gone.
Schmidt: Oh...
Nick: I'm gonna rent out all the rooms.
Schmidt: Are you insane?
Nick: I don't think so, no.