Schmidt: No... Todd is in town.
Nick: Ploons? Are you kidding me? Went to college with this guy. He's the worst guy on Planet Earth. His grandfather invented the springs that go inside pens. He's got, like, a billion dollars. Once he paid apl.de.ap from The Black Eyed Peas to hang out with him, just so he could look cool.
[flashback to a guy dancing in a college dorm room:]
apl.de.ap: How much are you guys gettin' paid for this?
Nick: Bunch of marijuana.
Schmidt: And these carrots.