Jess: [on the phone] Now, what I'm about to say might shock you, but I need help getting out of jury duty. Look, I have the chance to be acting principal. You don't know Becky Cavatappi, but she's a murderer.
Schmidt: What?
Jess: She-she's not a murderer, but I... I really don't like her.
Winston: You can't just be going around throwing "murderer" on people.