Schmidt: Is that Jess? [takes the phone] Jess. It's awful. I don't know what to do. I'm sure Cece has her flaws, but I just can't see them. And even if I could, what would I do? How does a man stand up to the sunset?
Jess: Cece and Nick are basically the same person. Both stubborn, hotheaded and brutally honest.
Schmidt: Oh, dear Lord. I'm marrying Nick.
Jess: Duh.
Schmidt: Aw. I kind of love that. All right, what should we do? Can't go to Cece's apartment. Nadia's baby is teething. Have you ever heard a Russian child scream?
Jess: All the time, in my Putin nightmare.