Quote from Jess in Jury Duty
Nick: [on the phone with Jess] And I would talk to Schmidt about it, but it's like he can't even see the mess. It's like he's love-blind or something. Schmidt: Oh, man, I've never been this happy in my entire life. I got to tell you, you guys, Cece and I just had shower sex. [kisses Nick] Nick: Don't. Jess: Did he just kiss you? Why does he act like the Pope when he's happy?