Winston: Jess, are you cool with me hanging this groundbreaking poster of dogs playing poker on the wall?
Schmidt: Jess, please tell him that he cannot hang this horrible painting.
Jess: I really have to go.
Nick: I think it's hilarious... they're playing poker.
Schmidt: Rather see a painting of Arnold Schwarzenegger, mid-coitus. [Winston grunts] Just straight up doing it.