Cece: Jess, Nick needs to stop telling that wet pants story, okay?
Jess: I know.
Cece: I've heard it four times this week.
[flashback to the guys in the bathroom:]
Nick: So I take a hot glass out of the dishwasher, I pour cold water into it, then the customer picks up the glass, and the bottom falls off.
Schmidt: Oh, that's crazy.
Winston: For real?
Nick: He looks down, and he goes, like, [Italian accent]: "Oh, my pants are wet." [laughing]
[present:]
Jess: I know, he-he needs to shape that story.