Nick: Now that Cece and Schmidt are engaged, she's here all the time, and her stuff is everywhere.
Jess: Okay, yes, she's a hot slob. Ever since she got boobs, people stopped making her do stuff.
Nick: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that is not an excuse. When I first grew boobs, people started handing me stuff, and I got messy, but then you got to grow up.
Jess: Not the same thing.
Nick: They're just boobs.
Jess: I promise you, tonight when I get back from jury duty, I will explain it to her in a way that she'll listen to, unlike your way, where she'll rip your dingle off and sew it back on your head like a unicorn horn.