Quote from Schmidt in Jury Duty
Cece: "If the shish kebob falls before I come back, Nick wins. If it falls after, Schmidt wins"? Nick: Hi-ya! [laughter] Check it out, shish kebob. Check it out, yeah. Cece: That's super gross. "Schmidt's allowed to request that you do his back with sunscreen once a week." Schmidt: Actually, can someone do that now? Winston: It's nighttime.