Schmidt: Blindsided?! How the heck you gonna feel blindsided?! We've been best friends ever since college!
Nick: [snickers]
Schmidt: Are you snickering?
Winston: Za-zam! [laughs]
Nick: [laughs] Was it worth it?
Winston: Oh, it was worth it. Would've paid double.
Nick: [laughs] All right, get up. You stupid bastard. Come here. Of course I'll be your best man!
Schmidt: All right!