Jess: Oh, I have to tell you something, Schmidt! I... But I can't tell you. So, I'll... I'll tell you. Loophole! Nick... Cece's in love with Schmidt.
Nick: What?
Jess: Yeah.
Nick: For real?
Jess: Well... Also, Winston promised...
Schmidt: Why are we talking about Winston?! Cece loves me! Nick, we did it! I got to go!