Schmidt: Hey, guys. Want to know what happened to me today?
Jess & Nick: We're kind of in the middle of something...
Schmidt: Fine, I'll tell you. I spent $500 to get back a five dollar bill. Go ahead, call me a fool. You won't be the first person to call me that today.
[flashback:]
Wally: You're a fool!
[present:]
Schmidt: I need to move on. I'm never gonna get Cece back. And I know it's my fault that I lost her.
Nick: You lost her twice. You had her...
Schmidt: I know I lost her twice. Why would you have to...?
Nick: Then you got her, then you blew it. Then you got her...
Schmidt: Who are you clarifying this for?