Nick: Really? I thought it was just a regular breakup. But in all fairness, I hadn't thought about it that hard.
Coach: I mean, what do I do, man? You know, it's like she's going to New York.
Nick: Yup.
Coach: I can't go to New York with her. That's crazy. You know? I like my sun on the right and my ocean on the left. It's a rule of mine. Plus, I'd have to leave you guys. Can't leave you guys, I mean, I finally have a home.