Coach: We did break up though.
Jess: [gasps] Oh, my God, I knew it. I mean, I'm so sorry. What happened?
Coach: May accepted a job in New York as a section musician for the Met.
Schmidt: Oh, has Alan taken a liking to her? Oh, bravo. Good for... You know, I've always been a fan of his. When he conducted, uh, Das Rheingold with the Royal Stockholm Orchestra, it was magnificent.
Nick: Jar or slap?
Schmidt: I don't have any cash on me. [Nick slaps Schmidt]
Coach: Good slap.