Schmidt: [answers video call] Hey, Faw... hey, Fawn.
Fawn Moscato: What the Jewish God did you do?
Schmidt: In an attempt to look less ghost-like, I put on some bronzer, but the bronzer had glitter in it, and now...
Fawn Moscato: You look like a wood carving of yourself. The press is here. And single women have proven to be less appealing to voters. Fix it and get here now. I am Fawn Moscato, and I will not miss a photo opportunity!