Cece: Why did you make it seem like...
Jess: Because I didn't have a one-night stand like a normal woman. I stayed up all night pretending to be a singing tree.
[flashback to Jess and Bearclaw singing:]
Jess: [both sing] I'm just a dumb old tree
Bearclaw: No, you're not, take it back
Jess: Nobody ever pets me-e-e-e
Bearclaw: 'Cause you're just a tree
Jess: They just eat my nuts
Bearclaw: Eat my nuts, eat my nuts.
[present:]
Cece: You're right. That is way more shameful.